Well, if you’ve heard the tales of Gavin, he’s less “divine deity” and more “the dude next door who somehow got his hands on the universal remote control.” Sure, he flits between realms, spouts cryptic wisdom, and can seemingly fix a computer by merely laying his hands on it. Deity status, though? He’d likely swap it for a tasty veggie burger and a quiet afternoon. Because let’s face it, even the ethereal IT helpdesk needs a day off!